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Grinning, in his High Court chamber, undressed Singhvi Abhishek,
In trust he thrust, but a secret camera caught his bare ass shake;
Fake! he raged, it's a private matter;
Press he gagged, couldn't internet chatter.
When people rage, no boss or judge can save you from the quake.

Soliciting liars,
Sellers and buyers,
Bare-ass lawyers.

They care a hang,
Call us a gang
And India gang bang.

Many a scam,
They don’t give a damn,
We are just lamb.

Media they gag,
Opponents they bag,
The flag they shag.

Drop by drop,
Their pitcher of paap
Is a filling up.

But Sin is in,
They won’t give in:
We gotta break in.

Congress party spokesman Abhishek Manu Singhvi gives live interviews to TV channels from his residence in Delhi almost daily. He seems to have literally dropped his pants to make the party's austerity drive seem real. On TV only his top half his shown so viewers don't get the whole picture.

For his rip-roaring summation on this "wardrobe malfunction", head straight to Churumuri, the source of this picture too.