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Grinning, in his High Court chamber, undressed Singhvi Abhishek,
In trust he thrust, but a secret camera caught his bare ass shake;
Fake! he raged, it's a private matter;
Press he gagged, couldn't internet chatter.
When people rage, no boss or judge can save you from the quake.

Forget Viagra. All that you need to boost your sex drive is a bit of the Sun, if researchers at the Medical University of Graz in Austria are to be believed.

According to a study done by them, the levels of the male sex hormone testosterone rise accordingly with doses of Vitamin D, and men with more of the vitamin have more of the hormone. Both decrease during winter, starting October and reach the lowest level in March.

An hour of free sunshine can boost a man's testosterone level by as much as 60%!

Something obviously is wrong somewhere. If the findings are correct, Indians males who are forever bathed in the Sun, should barely be able to keep it down. Can anyone spot so many Don Juans around? Imagine the tourism potential!

A 36-year old priest of the Machaesa Perumal Temple in the pilgrim town of Kancheepuram has been arrested for having sex with women inside the sanctum sanctorum.

The shocking behaviour of the priest came to light when he gave his mobile, in which he had recorded his escapades in MMS format in 19 files running into 90 minutes, for repairs. These have become a rage among some people and are even available on the net.

Devanathan, a father of two, used to entice women who came alone to enter the sanctum and then seduce them. Those who fell for his charms got preference over others for puja.

In an unrelated nation wide study, NGO Gram Niyojana Kendra has found that pilgrim centres are becoming a growing hub for sex tourism, after major cities and places for sightseeing.

In India, we often hear about parents who are forced to either abandon their daughters or sell them due to extreme poverty. Many also illegally abort female foetuses primarily because of ills of the dowry system. Rarely have we heard of normal parents selling their virgin daughters, not because they have little choice, but because they are driven by greed.

In UK, some parents are forcing young girls into prostitution and selling virgins under 12 to Arab millionaire paedophiles for sex for upto $ 81,000. Normally, kids from Eastern Europe, the Far East and Africa serve as sex slaves. But now home-grown prostitution rings are also on the rise.There is likely to be an explosion in sex trafficking in the run up to the Olympic Games.

India needs to watch out. Commonwealth Games are due next year,

“Size does matter” may not be a cliche, after all.

A study by researchers at Victoria University, Australia has found that men with a larger-than-average penis size have higher self-esteem, body image and mental health than those with an average or below sized penis.

That's probably why it's not uncommon for Mediterranean mothers to kiss their babies' penis and say “Grow, grow, grow!”

Here's the bad news: A two-year study by ICMR has revealed that penises of 60% of Indian men are 3-5 cms shorter than international standards.

Many Indians wonder why our leaders and babus show utter lack of confidence while dealing with China and Pakistan. Manekshaw may have unknowingly hit the nail on their even smaller ones when he said in 1971 that Indira Gandhi was the only man in her cabinet!

India needs 'bigger' leaders.

What is it that make some men of religion do exactly the opposite of what religion teaches and what they themselves preach? Particularly when it comes to sex?

The latest in the unending series of sexual crimes involve a pastor and a granthi.

Father Sadhu Immanuel has been arrested for raping a 20 year old girl. This 60 year old man runs a charitable trust in a village near Minjur in Tiruvallur district, Tamil Nadu. Reportedly, he has sexually assaulted other girls too, even inside the church.

A few days after a granthi was found watching pornographic clips on his mobile while reading the Granth Sahib, another one has been caught after he tried to assault a five-year old girl in a village near Barnala, Punjab.

Makes one wonder whether Osho was right, after all.

In what could prove to be path-breaking move in law, a Mumbai man is going to be tried for raping a bitch.

To prove its case, the prosecution is collecting semen and going to laboratories to prove that force was used in this non-consensual sex. Tardeo Police are in search of more eyewitnesses whose testimony will be crucial since the victim's statement cannot be recorded. Or deciphered.

Section 377 of the IPC is being applied in this act of unnatural sex. Gay activist Vikram Doctor says that what has been done is wrong since “animals cannot give consent to what people do to them”.

This is not the first such instance. Anuradha Sawhney, Head PETA, says a case was registered earlier against a man in Delhi for raping a buffalo.

Wonder what some Arabs might have to say.